好听的英文网名_I smile because I don't

发布时间:2010-04-12 来源:QQ英文网名

I smile because I don't know what's going on.

My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime!

I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

He who laughs last... doesn't get it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

A day without sunshine is like... night.

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Everybody's different. Some people look like cows, others look like aliens. Everybody's different.

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